By Justin Racz
They're kooky, they are crazy-50 family members Worse Than Yours is a nightmarish kinfolk reunion that may have you ever appreciating your individual bizarre extended family. there is the kinfolk publication writer who retains you up-to-date on how Uncle Carl's hip is doing; there is Holistic New Age Aunt, who is familiar with Madonna from Kabbalah category yet refuses to introduce you simply because that may be undesirable karma; and there is baby Who used to be in a countrywide television advertisement, who has extra money than you do. after which there is Uncle Speedo, the Monopoly financial institution Thief, and Your Son, the Tenant.
Filled with hilarious images and bullet issues directory all their terrible features, 50 family members Worse Than Yours is the precise present for a person who is embarrassed through a few contributors in their family members, which let's simply admit it really is approximately every person. And who understands, you could even realize a relative or two...
Justin Racz is an advertisements copywriter. he's the writer of J.Crewd and 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours. He lives in big apple urban.
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Extra resources for 50 Relatives Worse Than Yours
Sister Who Was in Girls Gone Wild 23. Jewish Mother 24. Family Newsletter Publisher 25. Wife Who Put Your Son in Ballet 26. Family E-mail Forwarder 27. Glory Days Dad 28. The Computer-Illiterate Generation 29. Great-Aunt Mary Kay 30. Brother Who Beat the Crap out of You 31. Power Couple 32. Maunt 33. The Early Leavers 34. Slutty First Cousin 35. Religious Zealots 36. The Force Feeder 37. Cheek Pincher 38. Resume-Padding Parents 39. Monopoly Bank Thief 40. The Holiday Drunk 41. The Martha Wannabe 42.
Will break a rib if he bear-hugs you. 5. Grandpa Speedo No one is sure when he started the tradition of wearing a frighteningly tight loincloth on family vacations. But it won't stop. One-month membership at Hollywood Tan. "Another nice day to relax in a banana hammock. Doesn't know how to swim. Guaranteed to empty the most crowded hotel swimming pool. Needs help getting suntan lotion on those hard-to-reach places. 6. Happy Ex-Wife Now that she's your ex, she's never been happier. In fact, she just threw herself a divorce party and invited all your friends.
44. David Copperfieldstein Master illusionist Uncle Dave has performed the same magic tricks every year since you were five. The Magic Trick Chest, Jr. Contents include the amazing bending magic wand, the everlasting handkerchief, and the floating dollar (dollar not included). " Fooled Grandma Jenkins three times in a row. ) After he does the trick, he lets you keep the magic quarter. Makes you shout the magic word, "Scrumpledoggins, to get the quarter. 45. Inappropriate Uncle Entertains with such parlor tricks as burping the alphabet backward.
50 Relatives Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz